27.5.16

R9

Ever get that Phelan? Well Bernie's got it right now.
After 28 years in PunchDrunk Bernie's finally hit the lead for the first time ever.*

* T's&C's: I have no idea if this is even remotely true, and I'm too lazy to look back and see if we've been going 28 years, 27 or whatever.  It's late, it's beer o'clock and I hereby hand over the reins of this potential pun-fest to to Tassy and Taffa.

Jackpot's hit $200. Phelan lucky?

12.5.16

R7



Seven rounds in and we can see what shape the AFL ladder's taking. The Final 8 is already decided, no-one else is going anywhere. Some big ins, some bigger outs.
The Brownlow is now down to 4 players. Danger, Viney and 2 others I've forgotten.
Fyfe's gone, Swan's sung his swan song, Little Gary's a little dead and buried. There are still some of those frizzy bad-hair-day guys from the West everyone gets mixed-up... I dunno who they are Priddis, Mayne, Ted Bundy and some others.

Pretty much it's all about who's gun forward is the gunniest. Buddy... seems he can still play, even though he's looking a little chubby-chopped yeah? I guess his wallet's been in a pretty good paddock. Then there's that guy from the West with the beard who goes out and kicks 13 goals every eighth week. There are 2 guys with the same name, the Lynch mob, one of whom is the shiznit. There's the highest paid teenager in Footscray, who barely gets a game, but goes OK. There's that guy from St Kilda, who reminds me a bit of that other guy from St Kilda from a couple of decades ago. The one who liked the 'dogs and pies. And then there's the $15m man.

Just rambling now. Here's this:


Bob Brookmeyer's bobbed up, cream floats. Where'd he/she come from?

Bern's a bit pissed at that low-life Roo. The one with the stop-watch and the goal at the end of the day. Reckons he cost him the $140 jackpot. But then he kicked the goal anyway and cost him $140 by even more. Which is a bit confusing really.

Our ladder's a bit more shapely too, starting to get a bit of a taper happening after about 6 weeks of pretty-much total verticality.
About half the top half of the table are previous winners (6 of the top 11? 8 of the top 16?). I'm predicting we'll get either a former winner take it out again, or if not, a first time winner pinch it.

Rambling over. And out.

28.4.16

R5



It's all pretty-much locked up on the Drunk ladder at the moment, some pretty close games coming up in the real world this week too.

5 weeks in and footy's still more weighted toward interesting than controversial. Apart from that stupid out of bounds rule, or its policing at least.

The bombers are pretty much where everyone wants them to be. The Tiges are back to where we all think they should be, deep down. Everyone's happy about the cold Pies. And no-one has any sympathy for Freo.

Anyway, that's them, this is us:


Basically nothing between 1st and 22nd really. Or 24th. Or 27th, or even 31st.

It's pretty much a dead-heat, BUT Lex is back on the top of the heap, and we all know she's got it in her, she's done it before.

The jackpot's still jacking up, still in the pot. $120 now and looking very attractive indeed.

R4

Never quite got this up last week, but here it is. Dirk Yellow and Blacks may be struggling, but he's in top form personally and here's your proof:


11.4.16

R3

Some pretty interesting footy again this week. 
The Pies are gone, the Tiges are gone, the Dockers are gone, Bob's gone. The Bombers are gone, again. A lot to talk about and I know just the place.

See you at the Union Club, 7pm-ish Thursday night for the first 'Drink of the season.

Some familiar names in the mix up the top with some fresh talent.
Lex is still up there, Coxy's still hanging close.

7.4.16

R2

 Back to more normal transmission I'm afraid.