ROUND 11. HEY, WHERE'D ALL THE GAMES GO?

THE AFL MUST THINK WE'RE FOOLS. "Let's play fewer games but play them over more days, so people think they're actually getting MORE footy." Friday to Monday one week, Thursday to Sunday the next. Interesting idea, we just may be foolish enough for it to work.

I WENT TO THE QUEEN'S DIAMOND JELLYBEAN BIRTHDAY PARTY GAME on monday, where I watched the Dees win every quarter they played against the kids in the B/W Stripes. Unfortunately they seemed to have missed their invitations to the first quarter and their mummies picked them up early from the party at the start of the last quarter so they only played 2 quarters. But they won them both.

LANCE ARMSTRONG CALLED PUNCHDRUNK HQ this week, and left a message for Ian: "Hey mate, they're onto me. You'd better chuck out that bag of goodies I left with you and lay off the magic needles" Not sure exactly what he meant but it may go some way towards explaining the red line on the chart below:

Otherwise, not a heap of movement. And of course our wobbly ladder's already out of date, since they popped in a sneaky thursday night game, which no-one was ready for. Fordy just keeps on keeping on.