DANE SWAN: YOU ARE A PISSHEAD ARSEHOLE

Absolute fucking disaster at Camp Champ last weekend. First Swannie forgets to call Last Drinks, then Callan Ward pulls out his Ostentatious Pudenda and takes a few weeks off, Josh "Don't Quite Feel Like It This Week" Drummond gets 'sore' and then Chappy misses the plane.

Worst round of the year just in time for the finals. And now we face Logger's Rope-a-Dope Legends. Jeezus. Straight sets.

And so to this week:

Other Top Half Game, can the Hawkers take out the more fancied PussyBoy Conglomerate?

Bottom Half: Dirk's Snags v Alex's House of the Holy Sh1t, a few sharpened elbows in the MARS office this week boys?
And Kurtz's SENWs up against Fordy's Fordy. Kurtz is probably sunning himself in the 'Hai or Hawaii or somewhere, oblivious to his footy fate, so big chance for Fordy here.

 

Big picture stuff, if you have time...

Top Half.

Bottom Half.