12.4.13

I HATE ESSADUN

Seriously, if I hear any more of this Bombers apologist stuff I'll spew up.

"Let's not judge until the findings are found" be damned. "Little James is innocent til found guilty"... bullshit.
Yeah, I'm looking at you Mr. Plasticface Newman, and you others.

Where were you bastards when my beautiful Dees, the league's punching bag, were being witch-hunted, hung, drawn and quartered by the wicked witch of Spencer St?
Joining in, that's where. While we were apparently guilty til proven innocent. And all followed up with a quick, convenient reinterpretation of an 'innocent' finding to mean 'guilty'.

But the Essadun story keeps slipping from the pages where possible, until some pesky outsider comes up with some dirt. Why did it take Age no-namers Nick McKenzie and Richard Baker to come up with the 'James Hird shoots up story? Why did it take Roy Masters the crusty Sydney NRL writer to come up with the story about Essadon and the AFL trying to broker a deal with ASADA to get the Dons off scott-free?

Why? Cos just about every other fucker at the Age is a Bombers supporter. That's why.

So Rohan Conolly, stop making daggy little videos and write something instead, I'm sick of looking at  your smug half-crooked smirk.
And Essadun, come on it's time to take your medicine... lose your licence, leave the league and give the Dees the 4 points they rightly deserved from last weekend's game.

Here's this:
New leader; Cath From-The-Bush (Bob Brookmeyer) has leapt to the lead. The previous top two suffered a little (Nick) and a lot (Harv, who just broke the world record in falling through the floor... 2nd to 33rd... now, that takes some beating).
Jesper and Lex were heading the other way almost as fast. In fact the amount of movement this week has made my lovely chart a big mess. Thank god for Matt and his perfectly horizontal line.

5.4.13

I HATE FOOTY

I hope you're all enjoying this season more than me. Shizen team, shizen tipping. Looks like a very long season coming up.

There is good news though, PunchDrunk is alive and thriving. We have a world record 40 Drunks this year.
We've picked up 5 new tipsters for season 2013, and lost 3 I believe.
In addition to the round 1 Rising Star nominee, young Nick Materia who's taken off out of the blocks like a Sandown Park rabbit, we have Alexis 'Lex' Bebbington, Megan 'Titto' Tittensor, Bob Catter and Paul 'Sydneysider' Hoyne.

Welcome one and all. I'll organise a PunchDrink to kick the dew off the grass, blow the froth off the beerand get a group hug happening. Real soon.

Here's the thing:



That's it for now I'm afraid, I'm still getting over last Sunday at the G.
If you keep reading the posts below you'll just get caught up in 2012 and you may get woozy.