PUNCHDRUNK REBOOTED

Hot on the heels of 2013, the worst, most shameful, most disheartening footy season in the history of the universe, we bring you.... 2014. It'll be better, we promise.
What will change?
- Well for one, last year we let Jim 'Richo' Richardson win The Cup, thereby giving a much needed boost to the morale of the greater Geelong area. This year we'll take that away.
- This year we hope there will be no need of reminders of what filth the Dons are, cos that just got boring, and you know that anyway.
- This year there will be no more down in the mouth talk about the Dees (see above re boring).
- This year my tips won't be shit.

Anyway enough about us, how was your holiday?

HERE FOR THE RULES

HERE FOR THE BUCKS

Last year's inaugural Barbie was a blast so let's do it again,
Sunday March 2nd from 12.30 pm at Vic Park.

Bring your family if you have one, or maybe even a neighbourhood drunk, it's been done before.
Bring something to chuck on the barbie or in the ice, a cricket bat, a footy or a frisbee. No chess please.

More info as it comes to hand. Pray for sun.

Stuff below here is like so last year

DRUNK BOOKS

Here are all the financial Ins and Outs from this season. With 2 days to the Granny we're nearly fully accounted for. We're just currently negotiating exchange rates and import/export deals with a Drunk living in NYC, and we're there.

And here too all this year's beneficiaries, big and small.

Fittingly the 'Drunk Balance Sheets are a tad more drunk, than balanced, so for the first time we've found a little bit down the back of the couch for a couple of bottles and a few jugs for tonight's Gala. And if the last few cents don't come in today there'll be some to kick off next season's family day, or first Drink.

Cheers all, it may have been the worst year in footy history, but there's still cash and alcohol.

Ain't it Grand

It's not always easy having to tip in a game featuring your team. More-so if it's the one you need to win to make the Granny.
Leah put herself in the unfortunate position of hoping her Cats got whooped by the Poos and Wees. For her it was a lose/lose situation. Her team lost, but not by enough.
Loyalty wasn't a big thing with Lee either, he tipped against his Swannies by a little less than Logger, but sadly for him they lost by even more.
And so Andy 'Logger' Lloyd gets the chance to redeem his loss in the Home&Away, against Corey who's loomed from nowhere to be contending for Grand Final glory.
Andy can't bear to watch. He headed to Chinaland before the Prelims and he aint coming home until he wins something.

The tips, the scores, the laughter, the tears:

And this is how we got here:

Good luck to both those gentlemen.

SEMI'S DUSTED

Richo's river of luck ran dry this week. He's out, gawn. Will have to content himself with floating in the ocean of money he's already won. Early season leader Lee keeps his chances alive to pull on the figurative boots Grand Final day. He could even be there with his Swannies.

On the other side of the ledger, Leah's Cats got her over the line, by being only so good, and no more. Cath was getting inexorably closer to success all year, and then BANG suddenly she's exorable. Where'd that come from? But once again a former leader in Leah is still in it to win it.

And so to this: Corey and Leah to battle it out, as do Lee and Logger.

 And then, from there: