DRUNK BOOKS

Here are all the financial Ins and Outs from this season. With 2 days to the Granny we're nearly fully accounted for. We're just currently negotiating exchange rates and import/export deals with a Drunk living in NYC, and we're there.

And here too all this year's beneficiaries, big and small.

Fittingly the 'Drunk Balance Sheets are a tad more drunk, than balanced, so for the first time we've found a little bit down the back of the couch for a couple of bottles and a few jugs for tonight's Gala. And if the last few cents don't come in today there'll be some to kick off next season's family day, or first Drink.

Cheers all, it may have been the worst year in footy history, but there's still cash and alcohol.