The Drunk

Surprisingly a round with few surprises results-wise, so the surprises came in the form of not one, but two unusual suspensions.
The Tom Hawkins incident unfolded on friday night under the watchful commentating, nay cheer-leading, of Fat Eddie. The Pies boss loudly leading the calls for action to be taken. The Pies that is of course who are playing the Cats this weekend. Coincidence, I'm sure.
Then Nick Nat, the largest man in the universe, squashed some, now unrecognisable, geezer into the turf almost snapping his neck in two. Dangerous? Of course. More-so than the sling tackle that saw Jack Trengove rubbed out for 4 weeks as the inaugural sling-tackler (before there was such an offence). Subsequent and pre-warned slingers were thereafter rubbed out for 1 or 2 weeks only of course. Scapegoat found, message sent.
Not much going on in the Drunk ladder. Heylow the biggest loser, down 10. Dickwad B.O.G up 6.