We're off.

Welcome, please put your keys in the bowl and your shoes over there...

We're minutes from the first bounce, and are we organised? Nup. Not quite.

Having said that, we're not quite as poorly organised as either footytips.com.au, or the AFL/Telstra combination responsible for the Dreamteam/AFLFantasy site, as anyone who attempted to access either, tonight and last night respectively, would have discovered.
Get used to it, you people voted for more of the same (it wasn't me, Tas or Stavros, so it must have been you). Slow Internet. A Point of Difference, Not Necessarily Better.

Ahem... and so PunchDrunk 2014.

I reckon we're all back (except maybe that New York kid Ben, who's hopefully just dealing with time-warp factors)

We even have a returnee. Phil 'Taffa' Taffs just couldn't keep away any longer. He just may be experiencing a Malthouse-invigorated footy life. Not sure why.

Celebrity Head is back this year... If you're new to this kinda thing, just unravel the blended heads within the masthead, send me your answers and win. You'll have to beat Harv though. And more than that, there'll also be GrandSunBall back after a couple of years in rehab. You know you want it.

We have a few entries already for  the Vault time-capsule too. I've got some up, but there'll be more in a few minutes.

We are ahead of the curve in PunchDrink organisation however. Just over there to the right there are dates for, 3 get-togethers, and who doesn't love a drunk date. Wack 'em in your diary and book the hairdresser. First date Thursday April 10, changed from the night before Good Friday, to the week before. Chances are it'll be the Union Club again.

Go Drunks.